Ma Smash Doesn’t Care About Your Silly Laws

Last week, Adam and I went on a day trip to the Cape with my folks. This time of year, that means looking at the ocean, eating fried things, and breaking into people's houses. I'm exaggerating, but only slightly.

Did I Mention My Mom’s a Nurse, and That I’m a Spinster Lady?

Ma Smash: I got here right in time to see him born.Me: No way! He was waiting!Ma Smash: Yup! Three pushes and he was out.Me: Ew. Ma Smash: Oh, look! Here comes the placenta!Me: EW. Ma Smash: That's so interesting. You know, it looks just like cube steak!Welcome to planet earth, Baby Oz Piddlington. Your …

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