Even More Random Than Usual

My weekend, in bullet form: I did my taxes. I’m actually getting money back, which never happens. I’m not sure why. Everyone else I know takes their refunds and buys a small Caribbean island with them. I went to three birthday parties. I will definitely need that tax refund now. There were a lot ofContinue reading “Even More Random Than Usual”

Tales From the Party

A boy bit my arm Saturday night. He staggered over to me at a party, slumped down in a chair, leaned over and bit my bare arm. And then he chewed it for a minute. “Well, hello,” I said. “Can I help you?” “Sorry, sorry, sorry,” he slurred, wiping off my arm. “I’m so drunk.”Continue reading “Tales From the Party”