Ma Smash: Hi, honey!Me: Hi, Mom. I’m in a cab and I have to tell you, I think I’m drunk. Ma Smash: Oh, dear. Well, I guess it’s a good thing you’re not in the subway then.Me: Dennis wouldn’t let me. Ma Smash: He’s a good boy. You tell him I said that. Sweetheart? Me:Continue reading “Virtual Cab Ride With Ma Smash”
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Even More Random Than Usual
My weekend, in bullet form: I did my taxes. I’m actually getting money back, which never happens. I’m not sure why. Everyone else I know takes their refunds and buys a small Caribbean island with them. I went to three birthday parties. I will definitely need that tax refund now. There were a lot ofContinue reading “Even More Random Than Usual”
Tales From the Party
A boy bit my arm Saturday night. He staggered over to me at a party, slumped down in a chair, leaned over and bit my bare arm. And then he chewed it for a minute. “Well, hello,” I said. “Can I help you?” “Sorry, sorry, sorry,” he slurred, wiping off my arm. “I’m so drunk.”Continue reading “Tales From the Party”
Jennie Smash 