Ma Smash Helps With the Schedule

Ma Smash: Is this your first day off in two weeks? My poor baby!

Me: It is. And I feel weird, you know? Like I should be doing something productive. I have all this time all of a sudden.

Ma Smash: What do you think you’ll do?

Me: I thought I’d poop and wash my hair.

Ma Smash: (Soothingly.) See that? That’s a full day, right there!

Published by Jen Hubley Luckwaldt

I'm a freelance writer and editor.

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