Evil Baby Knows All

My sister sent me this picture this morning. I feel I should explain.

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Did I Mention My Mom’s a Nurse, and That I’m a Spinster Lady?

Ma Smash: I got here right in time to see him born.Me: No way! He was waiting!Ma Smash: Yup! Three pushes and he was out.Me: Ew. Ma Smash: Oh, look! Here comes the placenta!Me: EW. Ma Smash: That's so interesting. You know, it looks just like cube steak!Welcome to planet earth, Baby Oz Piddlington. Your …

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