My sister sent me this picture this morning. I feel I should explain.
Ma Smash: I got here right in time to see him born. Me: No way! He was waiting! Ma Smash: Yup! Three pushes and he was out. Me: Ew. Ma Smash: Oh, look! Here comes the placenta! Me: EW. Ma Smash: That’s so interesting. You know, it looks just like cube steak! Welcome to planetContinue reading “Did I Mention My Mom’s a Nurse, and That I’m a Spinster Lady?”
I’m going to be an auntie! Mrs. Piddlington is expecting a Pidlet sometime in July. We’re hoping it’s a Cancer and not a Leo, as she’s a Scorpio and Mr. P is a Sagg and that’s just a whole lot of people who aren’t willing to listen to reason. I’m only a little bit kidding.Continue reading “The Big News”
Me: Do you think I’m going bald? Mrs. Piddlington: How do you get anything done, when you’re so crazy?
A couple months back, Mrs. Piddlington and Ma Smash came to visit me in New York. Because I am an excellent hostess, I took them to all the tourist spots. We went to the Empire State Building, the Algonquin for brunch and got our hair straightened in Chinatown. This last was the cheapest and definitelyContinue reading “Your Hair Is So Round!”