Ma Smash, re: Her Size

Ma Smash: I am not so small, I could make a matchbox my bed!

Me: Yes, in fact, you are.

Ma Smash: Ridiculous.

Me: Don’t make me show everyone your picture.

Ma Smash: You have no such picture.

But I do, and here it is:

Ma Smash, in her natural habitat.
Ma Smash, in her natural habitat.

Image: www.colouredbuttons.com

Published by Jen Hubley Luckwaldt

I'm a freelance writer and editor.

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