Bad Dates Have I Known: The Man Who Did Not Think I Was Funny

The only thing that saved me from going utterly insane while I was dating was my vanity. When people didn't like me, I thought they were teh stupid. Specifically, I can recall an incident with one Match.com person who did not think that I was in the least bit funny. This caused me to think …

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When You Least Expect It

My friend Gina says she likes telling me things because I'm a good listener. My theory is that this means that I'm overly interested in other people's business, and fully aware that I have no idea what anyone should do in any situation, so I don't offer much in the way of advice. Another reason …

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What I’ve Learned From Online Dating

As you know, I'm doing the Match.com currently. This is not a terribly new or exciting thing, and is pretty much my go-to when I'm not already dating someone and am too busy to go out every night of the week. I'm having a lot more fun this time around, though, and I think it's …

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Hard to Believe I’m Single

me: roooooooosss rooooo kangaroossss roooonsRoss: you out to get me? invisibly? hi thereme: rooooo i had to go invisible i'm being stalked. not in a fun way not with the great charm with which i'm stalking you Ross: oh damn. you got t o make the joke before i did. he's still sticking to it …

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What Does It Take … to Get a Drink in This Place?

Me: This guy at the end of the bar is trying to get me to take him home with me.Aaron: He's a good-looking guy.Me: You know, the thing is ... it's depressingly easy. I'm not trying to be a jerk. I don't think it means anything.Aaron: My uncle told me a story once. He was …

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