me: roooooooosss rooooo kangaroossss roooonsRoss: you out to get me? invisibly? hi thereme: rooooo i had to go invisible i’m being stalked. not in a fun way not with the great charm with which i’m stalking you Ross: oh damn. you got t o make the joke before i did. he’s still sticking to itContinue reading “Hard to Believe I’m Single”
O hai! I maded you a fashion week, but I eated it.
Fashion Week is over and I had all kinds of fabulous plans this weekend, none of which came to fruition, because I am lazy. I have not budged from my apartment all weekend, unless you count a toilet paper run and a trip to ‘bucks for overpriced coffee treats. Which I don’t, cuz, come on.Continue reading “Lame, Lame, Know Your Name”
Hello, my pals. It’s time once again for me to view the clothes you will be wearing months and months from now, and write about them on Ye Olde About.com: http://www.about.com/fashionweek.htm. There should be a new picture going up soon that makes me look less like the Joker. That’s the rumor, anyway. Please enjoy. (TheContinue reading “Fashion Week Is Here Again”
Once again, I am blogging my little heart out for Fashion Week. I am very tired. Here’s how tired: Earlier today, I called Max Azria “Hank Azaria.” Fortunately, not to his face. Get serious. I’m in Standing Room. Anyway, here’s the link for your enjoyment and mockery.
Hello, my pals. It’s the most wonderful time of the year once again. Please direct your attention and your browsers to About.com’s coverage of New York Fashion Week. I am blogging it, and I am desperate for your love and approval.