“I can’t talk to him! He’s not wearing any socks.”
Category Archives: coworker dennis
Wisdom From teh Webernets
Me: I find it really annoying that women don’t put their birth years down on their facebooks. Coworker Dennis: Why? Me: Because it’s dumb, that’s why. Also, I want to know if [redacted] looks good for her age. Coworker Dennis: She’s 27. Me: How do you know?Coworker Dennis: All women are 27. The entire worldContinue reading “Wisdom From teh Webernets”
I Actually LOLed
Coworker Dennis has been looking at condos lately, and I’ve been going with him, because everyone should have a fake wife to alternately play good cop/demand to know what this maintenance is for, anyway. The search has had a salutary effect on his self esteem, as evidenced by the following conversation: Jennie Smash: are youContinue reading “I Actually LOLed”
Good Help
Coworker Dennis: when is your date and where?Coworker Dennis: I want to sit with a giant menu at the next boothCoworker Dennis: even if it’s at a bar. i will bring my own giant menuJennie Smash: please doJennie Smash: where’s your date tonight?Coworker Dennis: TBDCoworker Dennis: if it happensJennie Smash: it’ll happenJennie Smash: or youContinue reading “Good Help”
I Am a Terrible Person
Family Guy quote left for Coworker Dennis (a fellow WriMo): “How you uh, how you comin’ on that novel you’re working on? Huh? Got a a big, uh, big stack of papers there? Got a, got a nice little story you’re working on there? Your big novel you’ve been working on for three years? Huh?Continue reading “I Am a Terrible Person”
Coworker Dennis Puts It Succinctly
Me: So, how do we feel about the fact that a boy I went on one date with just wrote to me on MySpace to ask me to go to the Netherlands with him over Thanksgiving?Coworker Dennis: Um.Me: Yeah. Keep in mind that this one date? Was six months ago. Coworker Dennis: ‘No, I don’tContinue reading “Coworker Dennis Puts It Succinctly”
I’ve Been Coasting on This for Years
Coworker Dennis: i hate christopher hitchensJennie Smash: me tooJennie Smash: but why do you hate him today?Jennie Smash: because he’s a self-hating homo?Jennie Smash: because he gives drunks a bad name?Jennie Smash: there are so many reasonsCoworker Dennis: because Slate is willing to publish an article all about why he doesn’t like someoneJennie Smash: ok,Continue reading “I’ve Been Coasting on This for Years”
Coworker Dennis Has an Answer for Everything
JennieSmash: Meanwhile, since I’ve started working out again, I am gaining weight. I’m sure it’s muscle, but it’s annoying. CoworkerDennis: You are just becoming She-Ra. It’s a natural part of growing up. JennieSmash: Ha ha ha.JennieSmash: Oh, awesome. CoworkerDennis: That’s you on the right. JennieSmash: Oh my God, there I am.JennieSmash: With my FACE WINGS.
Big Plans for the Weekend
Coworker Dennis: Ugh, I’m still at work. Tell me about your plans, so that I can live through you. Me: Actually, I think I’m staying in. Coworker Dennis: I don’t believe you. Me: Believe! My friend Adrian just called and was all “come to this party and that party,” but I seriously feel like IContinue reading “Big Plans for the Weekend”
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