I’ve Been Coasting on This for Years

Coworker Dennis: i hate christopher hitchensJennie Smash: me tooJennie Smash: but why do you hate him today?Jennie Smash: because he’s a self-hating homo?Jennie Smash: because he gives drunks a bad name?Jennie Smash: there are so many reasonsCoworker Dennis: because Slate is willing to publish an article all about why he doesn’t like someoneJennie Smash: ok,Continue reading “I’ve Been Coasting on This for Years”