Me: So, how do we feel about the fact that a boy I went on one date with just wrote to me on MySpace to ask me to go to the Netherlands with him over Thanksgiving?
Coworker Dennis: Um.
Me: Yeah. Keep in mind that this one date? Was six months ago.
Coworker Dennis: ‘No, I don’t want to go to the Netherlands with you. I don’t even want to go to another bar with you.’
Jennie Smash 
oh come on, when’s the last time you ever heard of an online invitation to the netherlands going wrong?……nevermind
Alright, when you …. into a movie theatre in Amsterdam, you can buy beer. And I don’t mean in a paper cup either. They give you a glass of beer.
–Taupey Vega
(PS: You don’t “get” jazz hands from anything, you’re born that way! Now, teh gay you can catch from toilet seats).
It’s only now that I realize how off it must have sounded when I invited you to Guam for ice cream.
You must have made quite an impression on that young man. You know it’s not just any girl that gets invited to the Netherlands.