Me: So, how do we feel about the fact that a boy I went on one date with just wrote to me on MySpace to ask me to go to the Netherlands with him over Thanksgiving?
Coworker Dennis: Um.
Me: Yeah. Keep in mind that this one date? Was six months ago.
Coworker Dennis: ‘No, I don’t want to go to the Netherlands with you. I don’t even want to go to another bar with you.’