Me: I find it really annoying that women don’t put their birth years down on their facebooks.
Coworker Dennis: Why?
Me: Because it’s dumb, that’s why. Also, I want to know if [redacted] looks good for her age.
Coworker Dennis: She’s 27.
Me: How do you know?
Coworker Dennis: All women are 27. The entire world was born in 1981.
Now you know.