I’m nervously watching my Facebook today to see if the stolen data notice pops up. In the meantime, memories like these are why it’s so hard to think about leaving. From a few years back: Adam: Ugh, everything’s terrible. Me: I’m gonna fix it for you. Adam: How? Me: I’m gonna draw a dick onContinue reading “Conversation With Adam”
Can we agree that Facebook is the best worst? Leave aside for the moment that it was apparently used by a foreign power to sway the election. I’m almost as concerned about the fact that it makes me into a crazy person who thinks she can persuade people to change their minds.
So, you might have heard that Sunday was a pretty good news day. The 24-hour news cycle being what it is, I figured we’d probably start seeing backlash sometime tonight. I was maybe a little naive, at least as far as Facebook goes. (And if it doesn’t happen on Facebook, does it really happen atContinue reading “My Facebook Feed Hates America”
This is an actual ad from my Facebook profile: I think I’d be fine with them owning my pictures* if I didn’t think this dude was looking at them. * They don’t.
This was one of the worst Mondays in recent memory – not for me, so much. For all of you. I can tell this, because Facebook and Twitter told me so. Here’s a random sampling of sad, sad (oh so sad, very sad) status updates from around my personal network today: Marc L: What’s theContinue reading “A Very Monday Monday”
Lazy blogging, I know, but I’ve never gotten 18 comments on a Facebook status, and I am nerdily proud of it: Status: Jen’s new favorite thing is to say, “I cannot wait til Obama fixes _____.” It works for everything! Jen Hubley at 4:32pm November 6For example, “I cannot wait until Obama makes there beContinue reading “The Puppy Tax”
Facebook has this excellent thing called Scrabulous, which lets you play Scrabble with all your internet friends. Most of my internet friends are writerly, so I spend a lot of my time getting my ass kicked. For example, I am currently losing four games. Scrabble also has a message function, via which I just hadContinue reading “I’m Actually Surprisingly Bad at Scrabble”
NB: I did ask my pal if it was OK to post the following. So if you’re a real-life friend of mine, it’s safe to email me with your woes. I won’t just put them RIGHT UP ON THE INTERWEBS. Ahem. As most of you know, I love social networking. At any given time, I’mContinue reading “The Cabbage Patch Nurse”
Me: I find it really annoying that women don’t put their birth years down on their facebooks. Coworker Dennis: Why? Me: Because it’s dumb, that’s why. Also, I want to know if [redacted] looks good for her age. Coworker Dennis: She’s 27. Me: How do you know?Coworker Dennis: All women are 27. The entire worldContinue reading “Wisdom From teh Webernets”