Hello, my neglected lovelies. I come bearing apologies and news. Also, possibly carpal tunnel syndrome, as you will soon see: 1) I am doing NaNoWriMo.2) This means that I have to write about 1667 words per day for the next 30 days.3) I broke up with my boyfriend. See how I tucked that last oneContinue reading “NaNoWriMo!”
Category Archives: the strange behavior of boys
Coworker Dennis Puts It Succinctly
Me: So, how do we feel about the fact that a boy I went on one date with just wrote to me on MySpace to ask me to go to the Netherlands with him over Thanksgiving?Coworker Dennis: Um.Me: Yeah. Keep in mind that this one date? Was six months ago. Coworker Dennis: ‘No, I don’tContinue reading “Coworker Dennis Puts It Succinctly”
Tales From the Party
A boy bit my arm Saturday night. He staggered over to me at a party, slumped down in a chair, leaned over and bit my bare arm. And then he chewed it for a minute. “Well, hello,” I said. “Can I help you?” “Sorry, sorry, sorry,” he slurred, wiping off my arm. “I’m so drunk.”Continue reading “Tales From the Party”
Jennie Smash 