Recent Email From the Mouse

What follows is an email from the Drunken Mouse, sent yesterday and still amusing me today: Had a few drinks last night and you were a momentary topic of conversation: OVERHEARD ABOUT JEN HUBLEY IN NEW YORK Drunk 1: So your friend Jen... Drunken Mouse: Yeah? Drunk 1: She is a good drinker. Drunken Mouse: That …

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Public Service Announcement: Your Balls

The answer to every question is: "Your balls." Allow me to demonstrate.Me: Are you coming to the party on Thursday?Drunken Mouse: I might. Lady Mouse's birthday is the day before.Me: Oh! That's right.Drunken Mouse: Yeah. I am taking her to [redacted.] It's a schmancy place that will require me shaving.Me: YOUR BALLS.Drunken Mouse: HA! That …

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My Ugly Love, You Are a Messy Chesnut

Jennie Smash: hey, park sloperJennie Smash: is it safe for me to walk from my apt to stonehome in ft greene tonight?Jennie Smash: or do i need to get a car?Drunken Mouse: it is pretty safeJennie Smash: that's what i thoughtJennie Smash: and it's a nice walkJennie Smash: i have a dateDrunken Mouse: walk …

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