Public Service Announcement: Your Balls

The answer to every question is: “Your balls.” Allow me to demonstrate. Me: Are you coming to the party on Thursday? Drunken Mouse: I might. Lady Mouse’s birthday is the day before. Me: Oh! That’s right. Drunken Mouse: Yeah. I am taking her to [redacted.] It’s a schmancy place that will require me shaving. Me:Continue reading “Public Service Announcement: Your Balls”