Public Service Announcement: Your Balls

The answer to every question is: "Your balls." Allow me to demonstrate.Me: Are you coming to the party on Thursday?Drunken Mouse: I might. Lady Mouse's birthday is the day before.Me: Oh! That's right.Drunken Mouse: Yeah. I am taking her to [redacted.] It's a schmancy place that will require me shaving.Me: YOUR BALLS.Drunken Mouse: HA! That …

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