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Fair Warning

So, here’s a thing about me: If you’re my friend, at some point, you will receive a text from me that says, “You like big balls.” This is regardless of gender or sexual preference. It’s to keep me entertained, and I think we can all agree that that’s safer. Anyway: This weekend, my pal CedricContinue reading “Fair Warning”

Last Name Freely, First Initials I.P.

Someone has seriously dropped most of my friends on their heads, because a significant portion of them claim to be engaged to people they’ve known for under six months. This is, as a saner pal of mine recently put it, “faster than movie stars” and just generally out of control. It does however, give meContinue reading “Last Name Freely, First Initials I.P.”