The answer to every question is: “Your balls.” Allow me to demonstrate.
Me: Are you coming to the party on Thursday?
Drunken Mouse: I might. Lady Mouse’s birthday is the day before.
Me: Oh! That’s right.
Drunken Mouse: Yeah. I am taking her to [redacted.] It’s a schmancy place that will require me shaving.
Me: YOUR BALLS.
Drunken Mouse: HA! That was really good.
And I know. I know that.