Public Service Announcement: Your Balls

The answer to every question is: “Your balls.” Allow me to demonstrate.

Me: Are you coming to the party on Thursday?

Drunken Mouse: I might. Lady Mouse’s birthday is the day before.

Me: Oh! That’s right.

Drunken Mouse: Yeah. I am taking her to [redacted.] It’s a schmancy place that will require me shaving.

Me: YOUR BALLS.

Drunken Mouse: HA! That was really good.

And I know. I know that.

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