Regarding Jealousy

Drunken Mouse: well. it’s kinda like one time when [redacted] was all super chatty with Lady Mouse at last new years

Drunken Mouse: i was like time for my famous cockblock

Me: did you ask him how he was healing up?

Drunken Mouse: hahahaha

Me: “the sores almost gone? [redacted]?”

Drunken Mouse: well i was not worried but i know he just gravitates to pretty gals

Drunken Mouse: just, it can’t be mines

Me: “did the doctor say it was OFFICIALLY micropenis?”

Me: “or is that just like, an expression?”

Drunken Mouse: HAHAHAHA!

Me: “so … that means you’re a lady, right?”

Me: “you’re a lady?”

Drunken Mouse: that would totally fly over Lady Mouse’s head

Drunken Mouse: that would be the funny part

Me: “you know, ruelala has this sale on thongs…”

Advertisements

One thought on “Regarding Jealousy

  1. You see, Ms. Smash, it is your inner evil mean streak that draws me back to your blog.

    That and fact that in that conversation, I would have said exactly the things you did. Which makes me cackle with evil glee.

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s