Drunken Mouse: well. it’s kinda like one time when [redacted] was all super chatty with Lady Mouse at last new years
Drunken Mouse: i was like time for my famous cockblock
Me: did you ask him how he was healing up?
Drunken Mouse: hahahaha
Me: “the sores almost gone? [redacted]?”
Drunken Mouse: well i was not worried but i know he just gravitates to pretty gals
Drunken Mouse: just, it can’t be mines
Me: “did the doctor say it was OFFICIALLY micropenis?”
Me: “or is that just like, an expression?”
Drunken Mouse: HAHAHAHA!
Me: “so … that means you’re a lady, right?”
Me: “you’re a lady?”
Drunken Mouse: that would totally fly over Lady Mouse’s head
Drunken Mouse: that would be the funny part
Me: “you know, ruelala has this sale on thongs…”