Lazy blogging, I know, but I’ve never gotten 18 comments on a Facebook status, and I am nerdily proud of it:
Status: Jen’s new favorite thing is to say, “I cannot wait til Obama fixes _____.” It works for everything!
Jen Hubley at 4:32pm November 6
For example, “I cannot wait until Obama makes there be more Diet Coke in the machine.” Or: “I cannot wait until Obama makes beer that works as a diet aid.” Etc.
Shannon at 4:32pm November 6
Jen Hubley at 4:34pm November 6
Think of it as some gentle self-satire. 😉
Shannon at 4:34pm November 6
You are too funny (;
Julia at 4:37pm November 6
I cannot wait until Obama makes rainbows happen ev-er-y day!
Jen Hubley at 4:38pm November 6
I cannot wait until Obama buys a puppy, not just for his own kids, but for EVERY. SINGLE. ONE OF US.
Julia at 4:40pm November 6
That’s totally socialism, lady. Redistribution of puppies is not cool.
Jen Hubley at 4:41pm November 6
I cannot wait until Obama takes puppies from people who have TOO MANY puppies, and gives them to those of us who have TOO FEW.
Julia at 4:43pm November 6
I earned my puppies. My right to own all my puppies is in the constitution. You’ll have to pry my puppies out of my cold, dead hands.
Jen Hubley at 4:45pm November 6
FINE. Then we will tax your puppies. Prepare to pay the Puppy Tax!