I have new fall clothes. In the past few weeks, I have purchased: 1) One new pair of black boots with ridiculously high heels. Matthew, avowed feminist that he is, is confused by them. (Attracted. Repelled. Attracted. Repelled.)2) One pair of brown slip-on Chuck Taylors.3) One pair of the new wide pants. They make meContinue reading “Why You Are Jealous of Me”
I went to Sephora at lunch today, to buy many things that I don’t need. This often happens at the tail end of winter, when I’m feeling as pasty and vitamin deficient as I will all year. I wind up buying a hundred dollars worth of sugar scrubs and sparkle lotions, trying to wake upContinue reading “Help This”
Hello, my pals. It’s the most wonderful time of the year once again. Please direct your attention and your browsers to About.com’s coverage of New York Fashion Week. I am blogging it, and I am desperate for your love and approval.