gross – Jennie Smash

They Love Me at Duane Reade

I have teh vertigo, which I’ll tell you more about later (really, I will, I will, I swear I will) but all you need to know right now is that it is the silliest ailment a person can get and still be incredibly annoying. To top this, I will have to grow horns or perhapsContinue reading “They Love Me at Duane Reade”

I Am a Sweaty Girl

It’s hotter than Mercury here in NYC, which is a problem is you’re a sweaty person like me. Most people sweat in this weather: What I do is mutate into a human sprinkler. I seriously look like I’ve been hit with a hose. Like maybe one of those guys who’s always spraying down the sidewalksContinue reading “I Am a Sweaty Girl”

Today in Delusional D-baggery

I think it’s safe to say that if this guy weren’t married, he’d never be getting any ever again. He still might not. After all, the whole name of his article is The Affairs of Men: The Trouble With Sex and Marriage. I think it’s totally possible that his wife is pretty grossed out byContinue reading “Today in Delusional D-baggery”