duane reade – Jennie Smash

They Love Me at Duane Reade

I have teh vertigo, which I’ll tell you more about later (really, I will, I will, I swear I will) but all you need to know right now is that it is the silliest ailment a person can get and still be incredibly annoying. To top this, I will have to grow horns or perhapsContinue reading “They Love Me at Duane Reade”

Oh, Clerks of Duane Reade

Because I am a bad person, very few things amuse me more than making men uncomfortable when I have my period. A few moments ago, at Duane Reade, I got to do just that to a clerk who clearly has no women in his life whatsoever. Granted, I was in line holding the following items:Continue reading “Oh, Clerks of Duane Reade”