It’s hotter than Mercury here in NYC, which is a problem is you’re a sweaty person like me. Most people sweat in this weather: What I do is mutate into a human sprinkler. I seriously look like I’ve been hit with a hose. Like maybe one of those guys who’s always spraying down the sidewalksContinue reading “I Am a Sweaty Girl”
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The Most Wonderful Time of the Year
No, not City Stank, although that started up today, as well. (Park Slope smelled like dog shit this morning when I woke up at 6 to go to the gym. And it wasn’t even hot out yet.) No, my pals, it’s my birthday. One week from tomorrow, your host will be 31 years old. IContinue reading “The Most Wonderful Time of the Year”
Jennie Smash 