I think it’s safe to say that if this guy weren’t married, he’d never be getting any ever again. He still might not. After all, the whole name of his article is The Affairs of Men: The Trouble With Sex and Marriage. I think it’s totally possible that his wife is pretty grossed out by him, too.
My favorite part of this piece, also highlighted by Jennie Smash girl-crush Jezebel, follows:
Sitting in Schiller’s, I … suggested that we could change sexual norms to, say, encourage New York waitresses to look on being mistresses as a cool option.
Bear in mind that this dude is 52 years old. I admit to reading the whole thing with one hand over my eyes, as if looking at an eclipse through a piece of cardboard, but I’m pretty sure he never once mentions that these cute little hipster waitresses might not be on the lookout for married dudes who are the same age as their fathers. Ew. EW!