Two Things: Crack in My Face, and the Nicest Bus Driver Ever

I've been in ol' New York for almost six years now, so I can be forgiven for assuming that I've seen almost everything she has to offer at least once. This week, however, I learned that this wasn't true. I saw two things I've never seen before, and I choose to believe that this is …

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OId Age Setting in

I woke up at 6:30 this morning for no apparent reason. Well, actually, that's not entirely true: I woke up at 6:30 this morning because I went to bed at 9:30 last night. I'm no doctor, but I'm pretty sure that's enough sleep for anyone. It's pretty amazing that I managed this, though, because my …

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Two Conversations: Mostly-Shirt-Free Lady on the Train

Me: Oh my God. Matthew: I know.Me: Look at them.Matthew: I am. OK, don't look at them.Me: Sorry. They're just mesmerizing.Matthew: Uh huh.Me: Maybe we could draw little eyes on them.Matthew: [Looking at me in alarm.]Me: And stick a carrot between them!Matthew: ...Me: And then do you know what we'd have?Matthew: ...no.Me: SNOW BOOBS!Matthew: You. …

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