Can I Get a Witness?

My neighborhood is being overrun by Jesus freaks.I don't even know what kind they are, because Jesus freaks are so terrifying to me that I can't even engage them in conversation. We used to have a lot of Jews for Jesus in my neighborhood (or Jesus for Jews, or Jesusy Jews Who Like Candy, or …

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Twue Wuv

My friend the Reverend and I hunkered down over beers this evening, as you do, and discussed true love. It is the Rev's feeling that one is not in love until one is loved back."Mutual trust," said the Rev. "Otherwise, is it even real?"Now before you get all crazy, let me tell you: One of …

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