Sock-Related Wit From Sgt. Lucky

Sgt. Lucky: Are you wearing my socks?

Me: Oh. Um. Yes. Yes, I am.

Sgt. Lucky: Nooo! You’ll stretch them out. They’re be GIRL-SHAPED.

Me: OK, OK. How exactly do socks become girl-shaped?

Sgt. Lucky: They get … foot boobs.

And that, ladies and gentlemen, is why we’re getting married.

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