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Sgt. Lucky: Are you wearing my socks? Me: Oh. Um. Yes. Yes, I am. Sgt. Lucky: Nooo! You’ll stretch them out. They’re be GIRL-SHAPED. Me: OK, OK. How exactly do socks become girl-shaped? Sgt. Lucky: They get … foot boobs. And that, ladies and gentlemen, is why we’re getting married.