Jennie Smash

I have an idea for a video game, and I think it will be huge. It will feature an exterminator (played by you.) He will do battle with all sorts of pests, starting with, say, fruit flies, and continuing on to roaches and mice, and then finally, at the last levels, rats and bed bugs.

The vermin will die horribly, perhaps clutching their little vermin chests and begging for mercy. The exterminator will ascend to his reward, a giant YOU WIN! screen, emblazoned across an entirely pest-free cloud. There will be fruit, left out and unpestered, and bedding unmolested by any bugs.

Basically, at the end, the exterminator goes to heaven.

I can think of several people who would pay dearly just to play this game. I would personally buy an entire gaming system just to kill some effing bed bugs.