Yes, I Found Another Bed Bug. Why Do You Ask?

I have an idea for a video game, and I think it will be huge. It will feature an exterminator (played by you.) He will do battle with all sorts of pests, starting with, say, fruit flies, and continuing on to roaches and mice, and then finally, at the last levels, rats and bed bugs.Continue reading “Yes, I Found Another Bed Bug. Why Do You Ask?”

I Don’t Know Karate, But I Know KA-RAZY!

It’s amazing Sgt. Lucky puts up with me. I called him three times today weeping because the exterminator claimed he couldn’t come til next week. I can tell you from my extensive dating experience that men LOVE it when women call them crying, especially repeatedly in one afternoon. It’s like natural Viagra to them. TheContinue reading “I Don’t Know Karate, But I Know KA-RAZY!”