I’m telling you because I’m sure you haven’t noticed. Of course, some of you might actually live in a place where it hasn’t rained for 4000 consecutive days, where the sidewalks aren’t currently rejecting more water because they’re full up, in the manner of a sponge, where every piece of clothing you own doesn’t smellContinue reading “Hi, It’s Raining”
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Weather Report
Let me tell you how hot it is here. It’s so hot, that I’m doing the dishes right after I eat, so that the Giant Roach of Sumatra doesn’t wend his evil way from my old apartment on the Lower East Side and take up residence in my Park Slope kitchen. If you’re not inContinue reading “Weather Report”
It’s Hot
My AC is going full-blast, and I’m still dripping with sweat. Yesterday was my birthday party, and the hottest day of the year so far. I wisely decided to do the party outdoors, at a beer garden. Everyone melted into puddles and got mopped away by ladies wearing wench costumes. Another thing that happened atContinue reading “It’s Hot”
Chocolate vs. Snow
It’s going to snow again tonight and I’m seriously not going to make it. The bodega across the road is making a mint off me in daffodils and chocolate. I’ve got to cheer up somehow. I do wonder what they think about people’s regular purchases over at the bodega. I usually buy cheese or chocolateContinue reading “Chocolate vs. Snow”
Jennie Smash 