Someone has seriously dropped most of my friends on their heads, because a significant portion of them claim to be engaged to people they’ve known for under six months. This is, as a saner pal of mine recently put it, “faster than movie stars” and just generally out of control.

It does however, give me a perfect opportunity to prank people.

TEXT FROM JEN HUBLEY, 4/1/2007, 2:35 PM:

Guess what?

TEXT FROM CATHY C-, 4/1/2007, 3:43 PM:

What?

TEXT FROM JEN HUBLEY, 4/1/2007, 3:45 PM:

I’m getting married!!!

TEXT FROM CATHY C-, 4/1/2007 3:46 PM:

WTF?

TEXT FROM JEN HUBLEY, 4/1/2007 3:50 PM:

APRIL FOOLS

TEXT FROM CATHY C-, 4/1/2007 3:53 PM:

ha ha ha