You get a whole new view of the world when you date someone in the military. OK, it’s actually the same view, but you get additional proof that many people are dumbasses. Por ejemplo: The other night, Sgt Lucky and I were having a few drinks, as we do, when a friend of a friendContinue reading “People Like to Say Stupid Stuff”
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How to Catch a Mouse
Mouse: I’m tired. Tired. I need to go home. Me: One more bar. Mouse: No! Sleep! Suze: Are we going to the Library? Me: No, sadly. The Mouse has to go home and fall asleep on his pink sheets.Mouse: (Knocking over a glass.) Fuck you! Get your hat! We’re going!