fashion – Jennie Smash

Please Note:

Ironic mustaches are no longer allowed. I didn’t want to throw my weight around like this, but I saw something this morning that forced my hand. Whilst leaving the F train, I witnessed a gentleman who was exactly one parrot short of being a pirate. “Did he have an eye patch?” you scoff. Yes. Yes,Continue reading “Please Note:”

I Should Be a Stylist

Long email string this morning with Pal Gina, who bemoans the fact that she has to get an outfit for a black and white party she’s going to this weekend. Can she get away with jeans, she asks? I reply: I think you should wear: 1) Black jeans, big-ass belt buckle of your choice2) BlackContinue reading “I Should Be a Stylist”

Sightings

This probably won’t matter all that much to people who don’t give a crap about fashion and/or New York, but I’m reasonably sure I saw Simon Doonan walking his dog near Washington Square Park on Saturday night. Evidence supporting this: 1) He was only about an inch taller than me.2) Simon Doonan has a dog.3)Continue reading “Sightings”

10 Reasons Karl Lagerfeld Rules

I love Karl Lagerfeld. I don’t care how crazy he is: I love him because he’s crazy. I love his weird powdered-wig George Washington hair, I love his super-tight collars, I love his fucking fan. But most of all, I love him when he says things like this: Do you ever wish you had aContinue reading “10 Reasons Karl Lagerfeld Rules”