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Ironic mustaches are no longer allowed. I didn't want to throw my weight around like this, but I saw something this morning that forced my hand. Whilst leaving the F train, I witnessed a gentleman who was exactly one parrot short of being a pirate. "Did he have an eye patch?" you scoff. Yes. Yes, …

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I Should Be a Stylist

Long email string this morning with Pal Gina, who bemoans the fact that she has to get an outfit for a black and white party she's going to this weekend. Can she get away with jeans, she asks? I reply:I think you should wear: 1) Black jeans, big-ass belt buckle of your choice2) Black or …

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