Dennis: I woke up early to go vote before going to work, but instead ate cookies and drank juice and took a long shower. Sorry democracy!
Dennis: I will be one of those schmucks on the line at 7 tonight.
Me: I haven’t been yet! Going soon.
Me: I just took an election-day picture of myself with my new camera and deleted it. I look like a portrait of Middle-Aged Worry.
Dennis: Definitely try to find the ideal time when it won’t be crazy busy. Whenever that is.
Me: I’m a) stressed, and b) not sure about these new 8 megapixel cameras.
Dennis: Every pore in full detail!
Me: Eye bags from Ambien! Wrinkles I won’t see regularly for another five years!
Go vote, everyone. Don’t let America look like a terrified freelancer with a brand-new phone.