Jennie Smash

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Jen Hubley Luckwaldt

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Sgt Lucky Is the Adult Around Here

Me: The more I hear about giving birth, the more I think I probably won’t be able to do it. Sgt Lucky: Yes, you will. Me: No, I mean, it seems to take hours and cause sweating. I hate both those things. Also, I’m pretty sure my makeup will run. Sgt Lucky: You’ll look cute.…

Me: The more I hear about giving birth, the more I think I probably won’t be able to do it.

Sgt Lucky: Yes, you will.

Me: No, I mean, it seems to take hours and cause sweating. I hate both those things. Also, I’m pretty sure my makeup will run.

Sgt Lucky: You’ll look cute.

Me: Will you bring my makeup to the hospital?

Sgt Lucky: Sure.

Me: Will you hold the mirror while I reapply my eyebrows?

Sgt Lucky: Of course.

Before you ask, no, I’m not pregnant. But it’s nice to know I’ll be in good hands when the time comes.

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  1. lerz

    speaking of…..if anyone asks you “would you like a mirror?” while you are….ahem….pushing….SAY NO

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  2. Jennie Smash

    That? Is a useful tip.

    BTW, I want to come see the fruit of your labor, as soon as I get over this horrible cold. BEAN! (Yes, I’m still gonna call her that.)

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  3. sarahnsh

    Also, don’t have anyone come in there with a camera to tape what you’re doing. I’m pretty sure your not going to want to remember this later so keep the camera out, I would!

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