Me: The more I hear about giving birth, the more I think I probably won’t be able to do it.
Sgt Lucky: Yes, you will.
Me: No, I mean, it seems to take hours and cause sweating. I hate both those things. Also, I’m pretty sure my makeup will run.
Sgt Lucky: You’ll look cute.
Me: Will you bring my makeup to the hospital?
Sgt Lucky: Sure.
Me: Will you hold the mirror while I reapply my eyebrows?
Sgt Lucky: Of course.
Before you ask, no, I’m not pregnant. But it’s nice to know I’ll be in good hands when the time comes.
Jennie Smash 
speaking of…..if anyone asks you “would you like a mirror?” while you are….ahem….pushing….SAY NO
That? Is a useful tip.
BTW, I want to come see the fruit of your labor, as soon as I get over this horrible cold. BEAN! (Yes, I’m still gonna call her that.)
Also, don’t have anyone come in there with a camera to tape what you’re doing. I’m pretty sure your not going to want to remember this later so keep the camera out, I would!