Apparently, We Are Now a Lesbian Couple

Me: Are those my pants?

Sgt. Lucky: Are they? I couldn’t figure out when I bought them.

Me:
They totally are! OMG, you’re wearing girl pants.

Sgt. Lucky: Actually, I think you were wearing boy pants. Wait – are those my pants?

Me: (Looks down guiltily.) What, these? Yes. Yes, they are.

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