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Me: Are those my pants? Sgt. Lucky: Are they? I couldn’t figure out when I bought them. Me: They totally are! OMG, you’re wearing girl pants. Sgt. Lucky: Actually, I think you were wearing boy pants. Wait – are those my pants? Me: (Looks down guiltily.) What, these? Yes. Yes, they are.
Me: Are those my pants?
Sgt. Lucky: Are they? I couldn’t figure out when I bought them.
Me: They totally are! OMG, you’re wearing girl pants.
Sgt. Lucky: Actually, I think you were wearing boy pants. Wait – are those my pants?
Me: (Looks down guiltily.) What, these? Yes. Yes, they are.
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Beware the sockboob
Jennie Smash 
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