Even I Can Only Get So Concerned About the Flu

So, you might’ve heard there’s a new flu in town.

This is totally unlike me, and probably means that we should all be just as afraid as everyone seems to be, but I am not at all concerned with the swine flu.

Oh sure, I had a bad day or two at the very beginning, where I was sure I was developing a sore throat, headache, chills, fatigue, diarrhea. But then I realized that’s just a normal day for me. My nerves are not good, people. You know how they say stress kills? They’re talking about me.

Twitter, on the other hand? That shit will kill you.

In other news, I thought this article said Attack ON Wedding Turkey Leaves Dozens Dead. This is why I’m not allowed to read the news. Or attend weddings.

Published by Jen Hubley Luckwaldt

I'm a freelance writer and editor.

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