Jennie Smash

Me: I find it really annoying that women don’t put their birth years down on their facebooks.

Coworker Dennis: Why?

Me: Because it’s dumb, that’s why. Also, I want to know if [redacted] looks good for her age.

Coworker Dennis: She’s 27.

Me: How do you know?

Coworker Dennis: All women are 27. The entire world was born in 1981.

Now you know.