Jennie Smash

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Jen Hubley Luckwaldt

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Actual Phone Message Left for Laura Just Now

“What is up, G. Money? It’s … me. It’s, um, 6:40 and I’m calling you. I am primarily eating cookies and menstruating. Also watching Psychic Detectives. So … if you call me, I’ll most likely be here. OK … bye!”

“What is up, G. Money? It’s … me. It’s, um, 6:40 and I’m calling you. I am primarily eating cookies and menstruating. Also watching Psychic Detectives. So … if you call me, I’ll most likely be here. OK … bye!”

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Responses to “Actual Phone Message Left for Laura Just Now”

  1. S.Vincent

    a word to the wise: Never mix menstruation and cookies.

    Reply
  2. The Distant One

    You know…
    I think one reason you may never have children is that you’ll stop having your period while you’re pregnant.

    And somehow, it seems to me like that would drive you nuts.

    Reply
  3. Anonymous

    at once too much information and not nearly enough

    –taupey

    Reply

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