Actual Phone Message Left for Laura Just Now

“What is up, G. Money? It’s … me. It’s, um, 6:40 and I’m calling you. I am primarily eating cookies and menstruating. Also watching Psychic Detectives. So … if you call me, I’ll most likely be here. OK … bye!”

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3 thoughts on “Actual Phone Message Left for Laura Just Now

  1. You know…
    I think one reason you may never have children is that you’ll stop having your period while you’re pregnant.

    And somehow, it seems to me like that would drive you nuts.

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