Fruitcake Therapy

Mouse: What you’re saying right now? Is what you told me six months ago.Me: Well, I meant it … for you. Mouse: Well, I’m regifting that shit right back to you. (Mimes placing a box on the bar.) Here you go! Me: Wow. I never imagined it would fit. Mouse: It’s like fruitcake. You pass…

Mouse: What you’re saying right now? Is what you told me six months ago.

Me:
Well, I meant it … for you.

Mouse: Well, I’m regifting that shit right back to you. (Mimes placing a box on the bar.) Here you go!

Me: Wow. I never imagined it would fit.

Mouse: It’s like fruitcake. You pass it along, it always fits.

Me: It’s kinda gross.

Mouse: You want a fork?

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  1. Anonymous

    In observance of National De-Lurking Week I have De-Lurked!

  2. taptaptara

    hehehe, oh you always make me giggle.

  3. jayman

    Lurkers of the Smash come forward:

    If Jennie puts up with my inane drivel, I’m sure any contribution would be welcomed.

    Pretty much Viagra ads and “I really liked your [adjective] website, please visit mine” are the only comments I’ve seen removed.

  4. Jennie SMASH!

    Jayman, you know you’re a beloved commenter here on the Smash.

    RWB: A belated welcome! We love delurkers.

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