Fruitcake Therapy

Mouse: What you’re saying right now? Is what you told me six months ago.

Well, I meant it … for you.

Mouse: Well, I’m regifting that shit right back to you. (Mimes placing a box on the bar.) Here you go!

Me: Wow. I never imagined it would fit.

Mouse: It’s like fruitcake. You pass it along, it always fits.

Me: It’s kinda gross.

Mouse: You want a fork?

Published by Jen Hubley Luckwaldt

I'm a freelance writer and editor.

4 thoughts on “Fruitcake Therapy

  1. Lurkers of the Smash come forward:

    If Jennie puts up with my inane drivel, I’m sure any contribution would be welcomed.

    Pretty much Viagra ads and “I really liked your [adjective] website, please visit mine” are the only comments I’ve seen removed.

  2. Jayman, you know you’re a beloved commenter here on the Smash.

    RWB: A belated welcome! We love delurkers.

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