Mouse: What you’re saying right now? Is what you told me six months ago.
Me: Well, I meant it … for you.
Mouse: Well, I’m regifting that shit right back to you. (Mimes placing a box on the bar.) Here you go!
Me: Wow. I never imagined it would fit.
Mouse: It’s like fruitcake. You pass it along, it always fits.
Me: It’s kinda gross.
Mouse: You want a fork?
Jennie Smash 
In observance of National De-Lurking Week I have De-Lurked!
hehehe, oh you always make me giggle.
Lurkers of the Smash come forward:
If Jennie puts up with my inane drivel, I’m sure any contribution would be welcomed.
Pretty much Viagra ads and “I really liked your [adjective] website, please visit mine” are the only comments I’ve seen removed.
Jayman, you know you’re a beloved commenter here on the Smash.
RWB: A belated welcome! We love delurkers.