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The comedian Emmett Furrow has no collar bones. I’m not really sure what you’d all do if I weren’t here to tell you these things — but fortunately, you don’t have to worry about it.
The comedian Emmett Furrow has no collar bones. I’m not really sure what you’d all do if I weren’t here to tell you these things — but fortunately, you don’t have to worry about it.
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My life is much improved, having read this. Much like a Jehovah’s Witness tract. Not so much as a Jack Chick tract tho. Just sayin’.
–Taupey, the Culturally Facile Kangaroo
what is Taupey talking about there??
i’m glad you enlightened me with that.
Emmett looks creepy. I wonder if he knows that he looks creepy. Maybe people think I look creepy and just aren’t telling me. I better give everyone a call.
That is going on my Wall of WTF?
Interesting. I’ve seen many men without spines before, but never seen one without a collarbone.
And I’m sorry but what the bloody hell is a Jehova’s Witness tract?!
You want a comic with a collar bone?
I have a collar bone, I also have a spine…but um, no Jehovah’s Witness tract.
I did see a Jehovah witness trying to convert Irish guys at a pub in Astoria once though.
COUGH…
(I like you and stuff)
…COUGH
“what the bloody hell is a Jehova’s Witness tract?!”
A tract is one of the words that can describe the little pamphlets churches and politicians and doctor’s offices hand out to people.
Oh. Ok. Thanks.
Now that I know that reasonable answers are available, I have *so* many more questions for you, Taupey…
Yeah, I know I look creepy. Mostly because I have a mirror.
And it takes extra spine to go onstage and show people how freaky life can be without a collarbone. BTW, if you’ve found pics of me all folded up, rest assured I don’t always stay folded. I make it a point to keep my shoulders a respectable distance from each other during my off-the-clock hours. People in my day to day life are unaware of my mutation. It takes will power to pull that off, but it’s better than scaring the kids.
Jennie Smash 
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