The comedian Emmett Furrow has no collar bones. I’m not really sure what you’d all do if I weren’t here to tell you these things — but fortunately, you don’t have to worry about it.


10 thoughts on “FYI

  1. Anonymous

    My life is much improved, having read this. Much like a Jehovah’s Witness tract. Not so much as a Jack Chick tract tho. Just sayin’.

    –Taupey, the Culturally Facile Kangaroo

  2. That Guy

    Emmett looks creepy. I wonder if he knows that he looks creepy. Maybe people think I look creepy and just aren’t telling me. I better give everyone a call.

  3. honeykbee

    Interesting. I’ve seen many men without spines before, but never seen one without a collarbone.

    And I’m sorry but what the bloody hell is a Jehova’s Witness tract?!

  4. Sue Funke

    You want a comic with a collar bone?

    I have a collar bone, I also have a spine…but um, no Jehovah’s Witness tract.

    I did see a Jehovah witness trying to convert Irish guys at a pub in Astoria once though.

  5. jayman

    “what the bloody hell is a Jehova’s Witness tract?!”

    A tract is one of the words that can describe the little pamphlets churches and politicians and doctor’s offices hand out to people.

  6. Emmett

    Yeah, I know I look creepy. Mostly because I have a mirror.
    And it takes extra spine to go onstage and show people how freaky life can be without a collarbone. BTW, if you’ve found pics of me all folded up, rest assured I don’t always stay folded. I make it a point to keep my shoulders a respectable distance from each other during my off-the-clock hours. People in my day to day life are unaware of my mutation. It takes will power to pull that off, but it’s better than scaring the kids.

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