Jennie Smash

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Jen Hubley Luckwaldt

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Snippet From the Bar

Drunken Mouse: Grumpy Bear keeps it real. Me: I like Birthday Bear.Drunken Mouse: Birthday Bear is out of his muthafuckin’ mind! It’s not everyone’s birthday all the time! Me: Oh, I like him. He’s festive.Drunken Mouse: Grumpy’s like, “Look: I care about you and shit. But I don’t gotta be happy about it all the…

Drunken Mouse: Grumpy Bear keeps it real.

Me: I like Birthday Bear.

Drunken Mouse: Birthday Bear is out of his muthafuckin’ mind! It’s not everyone’s birthday all the time!

Me: Oh, I like him. He’s festive.

Drunken Mouse: Grumpy’s like, “Look: I care about you and shit. But I don’t gotta be happy about it all the time.”

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Responses to “Snippet From the Bar”

  1. Megs

    Blast from the past: “It’s my BIIIRTHDAY TODAAAY!!!”

    Reply
  2. copyranter

    I prefer the shit-bitch bear…
    http://tomatoalligator.com/

    Reply
  3. cantellthatkid

    luck bear:

    even with hair

    and a mindless stare

    rickles me thistles

    on a tunktown rare

    Reply

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