Drunken Mouse: Grumpy Bear keeps it real.
Me: I like Birthday Bear.
Drunken Mouse: Birthday Bear is out of his muthafuckin’ mind! It’s not everyone’s birthday all the time!
Me: Oh, I like him. He’s festive.
Drunken Mouse: Grumpy’s like, “Look: I care about you and shit. But I don’t gotta be happy about it all the time.”
Jennie Smash 
Blast from the past: “It’s my BIIIRTHDAY TODAAAY!!!”
I prefer the shit-bitch bear…
http://tomatoalligator.com/
luck bear:
even with hair
and a mindless stare
rickles me thistles
on a tunktown rare