Birthday Wrap-Up

Hopefully, I’ll have pictures for you all from the big 3-0, but in the meantime, you’ll have to trust me that it was a good time. And if you don’t trust me, trust the proprietress of my neighborhood bodega. This is our conversation the morning after my party:

Proprietress:
Do you need anything else?

Me: Just the Vitamin Water.

Proprietress:
Do you need a straw?

Me: Nope. I’m just gonna gulp it down.

Proprietress:
Oh! Yes! The menopause is awful!

Me: [Crickets.]

Proprietress:
[Waving at herself.] It is very bad!

Me: [Waving at myself. Gamely.] Yes. Yes, it’s very bad.

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