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I always have nightmares when I’m sick. Last night, I had a dream with zombies in it. They were wearing green pods around their heads, and couldn’t be killed with a head shot, which as we know, is totally against the rules of zombiedom. Also, while I was trying to kill them, I remember thinking,…
I always have nightmares when I’m sick. Last night, I had a dream with zombies in it. They were wearing green pods around their heads, and couldn’t be killed with a head shot, which as we know, is totally against the rules of zombiedom. Also, while I was trying to kill them, I remember thinking, “Geez, what terrible special effects.”
I bring my critical acuity even to my dream life, ladies and gentlemen.
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Awh. Dood. We were talking about zombies remember and how MadCat is a deserter and would leave me to die in a zombie attack. Anyway, pod-heads – no problem. Just chop their heads off next time. Headless zombies are bullshit.
In Resident Evil 4 if you shot zombies in the head this parasite-worm-thing shot out and whooped your ass.
But if Mars Attacks! taught us anything (…and how could you not come away from that magnificent film without gleaning some knowlege from it?) it’s that monsters with bubbles on their heads will totally explode if you play the right music at the right volume.
Since you skipped some days on your flublue thing, how are you going to make it up to us? Bonus chapters are on the board, on my desk by Monday if you want credit.
Points for “acuity.” 🙂
Jennie Smash 
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